Growing Up, Not So Hard to Do?

Aging twinks should try to become dandies (sartorially speaking). Chelsea boys should work on transforming into "corporate cats". Genre magazine thinks it has cracked the code on what to do when you have more gray hairs than you can safely pluck. They don't address the needs of cubs, otters, chickens, homothugs, or candy-asses. Any suggestions?

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Comments

[shana]

In LA there seems to be a clear line from being single and loving WeHo to settling down in Long Beach (once you & your boyfriend are ready to go out only on weekends, with bonus points for acquiring a dog) to finally being able to afford that Palm Springs property.

[Daniel WKL]

Given the rampant Peter Pan Syndrome of gay men, who says the twink would ever aspire to be a dandy? With that said, homothugs often mature into, well, older homothugs. And let's be real here: who EVER outgrows being a candy-ass? I guess, a candy-ass aspires to be a full-blown princess or queen (good luck with that one, ladies), and chicken should aspire to turn the table and become a wolf, or worse, a rice queen. Or how about sugarchicken becoming a sugar daddy. Anyone want to buy me Gucci moccasins?

[nyc_kid]

As long no one in the mid 20´s and up wears A&F, for me it´s ok. Nobody here believes that wearing a baseball cap and a logoed t-shirt can make someone looks younger, right? If you are pretending to be young, please do it with some class. That´s why D&G exists...lol...