Malan Breton on the Project Runway Season 4 Premiere

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Our new BFF Malan Breton knows a little about what it's like to compete on Project Runway—he was one of last season's contestants. We asked him to sum up last night's Season 4 premiere and here's what he had to say about all the drama and the contestants:

I will sum the premiere episode up in four parts:

Part A: Gratuitous underwear shots!
Part B: Unfinished Jersey. (editors note: I assume he means jersey fabric... not the state, though NJ is kinda unfinished, too).
Part C: Divas!
and most importantly!
Part D: Undiscovered genius.

Yes ladies and gents! Season Four of Project Runway has begun and with it the talent and the drama! Three of the beloved persona's in fashion Michael, Nina, and Tim Gunn. Heidi is always gorgeous and not pregnant this season. The cast this season is gorgeous! Jack, I predict, will be sharing lots of gratuitous underwear shots.  I do look forward to meeting all of them—it is like a family.

I will never forget standing on the Project Runway catwalk, but I prefer catwalks of my own now. Happy new season of Runway darlings!

Love,
malan

P.S. Always remember to dream.

Malan is right! Now, most of America knows what Jack Mackenroth looks like in his underwear—we're not complaining. It seems Bravo finally realized that Project Runway is only watched by gay men and straight women. But Jack is more than just a pretty face, his dress was fabulous! Way to take one for the team, Jack!

(Spoiler after the jump!)

If you missed last night's show, here's a spoiler! Elisa is this season's Vincent—the older designer who is a little off. Somehow, even after a wardrobe malfunction, she made it through the first episode. I mean, she dragged silk on the grass in Bryant Park to give the fabric an earthy touch and sewed her dress on herself instead of a dress form. Her hippie granola ways are certain to entertain.

Who are your predictions for the final three based on the first runway show?

Comments

[Dr.Tom]

The first show of the season was a total bore with the 'deesignahs' confections remarkably similar.

Nina Garcia is remarkably frumpy and is in desperate need of a makeover.

Michael Kors always looks like he needs a dose of Milk of Magnesia...his redemption is his mom either is or looks like Karl Lagerfeld...

and Heidi, as sweet as she is, proves a model has absolutely ZERO taste...